MoonDog. Has anyone seen MoonDog? What has happened to the great and wonderful MoonDog? (Editor’s Note: That’s POWERFUL, The Great and Powerful MoonDog).
The self-described, all-knowing MoonDog has been kidnapped. How else can you explain this major snafu in the reporting of the Memphis Grizzlies trade with the Minnesota Timberwolves?
In the NBA post draft hysteria, MoonDog did a nice job of covering the trade that sent the Grizzlies No. 5 pick Kevin Love plus Mike Miller, Brian Cardinal and Jason Collins to Minnesota for No. 3 pick O.J. Mayo with throw-ins Marko Jaric, Antoine Walker and Greg Buckner.
Hold it right there. Wait just a minute.
We’re missing out on the best part of this trade. Not only are the Grizzlies getting four players in this deal, they are also getting Victoria’s Secret angel Adriana Lima.
In case you haven’t heard (I’m guessing this guy posing as MoonDog hasn’t), Adriana Lima, the Brazilian supermodel and Marko Jaric (the newest member of the Grizzlies) are engaged.
Don’t believe me? Check out this link.
Now, who is ready to go out there and buy some tickets to see the Grizzlies? Does anyone have the phone number to the Grizzlies ticket office?
That’s all for now, I’ve got to find out where the MoonDog is. My first stop is Brazil. He may be shacking up with Adriana Lima trying to talk some sense into that girl.
Moon Dog
I for one didn’t realize that Jaric was tall enough for that particular ride ? But better yet does he have game where it really counts ? I’m talking about on the court for the Grizzlies .
tophatal ……….
All I know about Jaric is his 3-year, $21 million contract and he’s engaged to Adriana. Other than that, I’m clueless about the guy.
Hey, we’ll have the hottest fan in the stands if she attends a game.