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I’m Voting For Pedro
Published by MoonDog on August 19, 2008
Most of you know I’m a die-hard Independent Populist that isn’t too pleased with either of our presidential candidates. I’d really prefer to have an option beyond McCain and Obama and I was thinking who would best serve the nation’s interests.
After pondering the possibilities, I decided there was only one man capable of meeting all of my requirements – Pedro.
For those of you that don’t know Pedro, he’s the best friend of sad sack Napoleon Dynamite. You may recall from watching the movie that Pedro decides to run for class president against the most popular girl in the school.
After giving a speech to the entire student body explaining why he’d be the best person for the job, Pedro became despondent when he learned he had to perform a skit following the speech.
With nothing prepared, Napoleon has a mix tape that he gives to the DJ and begins to perform one of the best dance sequences in movie history. It isn’t going to make people forget about Gene Kelly or Fred Astaire, but it’s really good nevertheless.
So for my money, Pedro and his running mate Napoleon Dynamite are the only choice for America this fall.
When you go to the polls, make your mark in favor of the Pedro-Dynamite ticket.
I guarantee you, it will be better than the other two choices we have.
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