Olivia Wilde: Thank You For Being So Hot

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Dear Olivia Wilde:

I just wanted to drop you a line and give thanks for your incredible sexiness. I love House and have been a big fan of the show since its inception, but your inclusion into the cast has made it that much better.

In fact, whenever I’m watching I find it very hard (I mean that literally) to concentrate on the plot when you’re in the scene. My mind wanders and I begin to ponder the wonderful goodies that lay beneath your Dr.’s smock.

I’d really love to be a patient of yours on the show and have given thought to what strange or bizarre ailment you and House can cure me of.

I was thinking something that effected my groin area would be unique, since no one has ever appeared on the show presenting symptoms of that nature.

I know how I can make it realistic too – I’ll take a double dose of Cialis, throw caution to the wind and purposely have an erection lasting longer than four hours. That should give you plenty of opportunities to practice your bedside manner and diagnostic skills.

In the end, after trying a number of cures, you’ll come to the conclusion the best way to solve my problem is to put on a pair of knee socks, put your hair in pigtails and begin sucking on a lollipop.

Speaking of pop, that’s pretty much how the show concludes.

Anyway…I just wanted to thank you again Olivia for being so uber hot. You’ve left me satisfied in more ways than you can ever imagine.

Your biggest fan,

MoonDog

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