Ann Coulter
Laura Okmin
I was watching the Bucaneers-Panthers game Sunday on Fox and noticed sideline reporter Laura Okmin.
Maybe it’s just me, but Okmin bears a resemblance to everyone’s favorite right-winger, Ann Coulter.
Not that I’m enamoured with either of them (I prefer brunettes and strawberry blondes, thank you), but it has to be a little disheartening for Okmin to know when she appears in public, some might confuse her for Coulter.
Not that Coulter is gross or anything, but her politics have caused a major uproar among many, especially the Democrats she regularly rails against.
Perhaps Fox can run a crawler at the bottom of the screen whenever they go to Okmin for a sideline report, with the following disclaimer that reads “this is NOT Ann Coulter. Please do not threaten to fire bomb Fox Sports Headquarters.”
Even those that openly despise Coulter would have to admit there is a certain something about her, and by something I mean those long legs she sports.
We all know Coulter is an angry woman and kind of crazy (a lot crazy). Couple those personal traits with a pretty decent body and she’d fulfill the fantasies of even her most fervent detractors.
Dudes, you know what I’m talking about – don’t deny it. We males of the species yearn for that one woman who will provide that beast-like, animal sex adventure that will have us hearkening back to the days when our ancestors were scribbling on cave walls.
Poor Laura Okmin. She’s just trying to do her job, not causing any political uproar and now I’ve blown her cover.
I wonder how long her legs are?
