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Jennifer Ellison Is Naturally Buoyant

Published by MoonDog on December 4, 2008

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When I was in the U.S. Navy I sure wish I had Jennifer Ellison along for those long journeys across the oceans and seas of planet earth. Not for the reasons you might imagine, but for safety issues that arise aboard ship.

The greatest fear of any sailor is being swept over the side in high seas, especially at night. When you hit that water, it’s cold and deep. The only way you’re going to survive is if the fantail watch sees you in the water and tosses you a ring.

But if you had Jennifer along, all anyone would have to do is toss her in the water. Because of her large voluptuous breasts, she could serve the dual roles of navigational buoy and life preserver.

If you’re in the water and having trouble staying afloat, you could swim over to Jennifer and hang on because there’s no way she’s going to sink.

So if you’re planning a cruise I suggest you take Jennifer along with you. The “girls” could prove to be a lot more than just something to be amazed with, they could actually save your life.


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