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Elisha Cuthbert Doesn’t Look Sloppy To Me
Published by MoonDog on December 11, 2008
Last week Dallas Stars center Sean Avery was suspended for six games by the NHL for comments he made regarding his former girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.
Avery was quoted saying “it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about.”
I don’t know what Avery is all about, but I see nothing sloppy about Elisha.
Let’s not forget Elisha is The Girl Next Door, the chick that made men cry with joy when she wiggled out of those blue jeans. I did some wiggling myself I must admit.
I decided to investigate this “sloppy” allegation and have discovered Avery is a complete idiot. He might be a complete idiot anyway – I don’t know and I don’t care – but he’s definitely stupid for claiming Elisha is sloppy.
Just look at these images and tell me if you think Elisha is sloppy. She’s sexy, hot, bangin’, smokin’, slammin’ and a lot of other adjectives, but clearly not sloppy.
About six months ago I posted a gallery of Elisha and didn’t see anything sloppy about her then. Check that post out here and tell me what you think.
As for Sean Avery, he’s probably going to be looking for a job in the near future. I hope for his sake he doesn’t dress sloppily when he visits the unemployment office.
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tecmo on Thu, 11th Dec 2008 08:15
Avery is an idiot. God, she’s hot
tophatal on Thu, 11th Dec 2008 14:38
Moon Dog
I think that the Stars’ Sean Avery is proving once and for all what a dick he really is. Modest talent at best and not much else by the way of brains.
He should also turn in his man card given the fact that he’s said to be so enamored with women’s fashion and acessories.
tophatal ……………
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jon dey on Thu, 11th Dec 2008 17:06
You really don’t know what sloopy seconds is?
MoonDog on Thu, 11th Dec 2008 18:01
Holy shit dude, do you really not know what a play on words is?
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