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Why I Hate Marko Jaric
Published by MoonDog on December 12, 2008
Memphis Grizzlies Guard Marko Jaric
Perhaps hate is too strong a word, for in reality I don’t actually hate Marko Jaric.
The Serbian Sensation as I like to call him is a guard for the Memphis Grizzlies and he’s also engaged to Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima, quite possibly the hottest woman on the planet.
Jaric hasn’t seen too much playing time for the Grizzlies this season as the team, full of inexperienced youth, has struggled to a 7-15 start. He’s only appeared in eight games for the Memphis this year, averaging a whopping 1.1 PPG while earning nearly $6.6 million.
But Jaric sees playing time where it matters most - with Adriana.
Adriana Lima
The sultry Brazilian super model was quite the catch for Jaric, considering he hasn’t torn up the NBA and more than likely never will.
You’d think Adriana, obviously capable of landing any man she wants, would have gone in a different direction but Jaric apparently melts her butter.
It is for that reason that I hate Marko, because I want Adriana. I know, I need to get in the very long line but hey, who would blame me for trying.
If this image of the uber hot Adriana and the videos aren’t enough to satisfy you - and when is looking at Adriana ever enough - check out this gallery I posted of her a while back. It’s so good it will make you cry.
Just to reaffirm my hatred for Marko, here’s two clips that explain why Adriana is the object of my desire.
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9-to-Fried » Blog Archive » Oaky Afterbirth for December 12th on Fri, 12th Dec 2008 13:52
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Rachel on Fri, 12th Dec 2008 15:55
Dude! You are such the copycheater! Backside Potential tapped Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima a day before this post. I know, I know, you had your huge gallery up there in June - but no mention of Marko to make it sports-related!
Don’t worry, I still hyped you on BallHype! I’m a lover, not a hater!
MoonDog on Fri, 12th Dec 2008 17:42
LOL - You may think I cheated, but I had this written on Monday and just now got around to posting it. Honest. I have stuff written for next week already. Are you doing anything on Krystal Forscutt? What about Lola Ponce? Are we OK on that?
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Steve Fan on Sat, 13th Dec 2008 09:39
When Marko was playing in Italy, he used to say (according to various sources) that at Jaric’s home women wear no underwear…
MoonDog on Sat, 13th Dec 2008 09:59
Maybe I don’t hate Marko quite so much now that you’ve shared this interesting tidbit with us.
When I was in Italy I couldn’t get the underwear off of women, and I’m Italian!
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