Why I Hate Marko Jaric

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Memphis Grizzlies Guard Marko Jaric

Perhaps hate is too strong a word, for in reality I don’t actually hate Marko Jaric.

The Serbian Sensation as I like to call him is a guard for the Memphis Grizzlies and he’s also engaged to Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima, quite possibly the hottest woman on the planet.

Jaric hasn’t seen too much playing time for the Grizzlies this season as the team, full of inexperienced youth, has struggled to a 7-15 start. He’s only appeared in eight games for the Memphis this year, averaging a whopping 1.1 PPG while earning nearly $6.6 million.

But Jaric sees playing time where it matters most – with Adriana.

Adriana Lima

The sultry Brazilian super model was quite the catch for Jaric, considering he hasn’t torn up the NBA and more than likely never will.

You’d think Adriana, obviously capable of landing any man she wants, would have gone in a different direction but Jaric apparently melts her butter.

It is for that reason that I hate Marko, because I want Adriana. I know, I need to get in the very long line but hey, who would blame me for trying.

If this image of the uber hot Adriana and the videos aren’t enough to satisfy you – and when is looking at Adriana ever enough – check out this gallery I posted of her a while back. It’s so good it will make you cry.

Just to reaffirm my hatred for Marko, here’s two clips that explain why Adriana is the object of my desire.