Ashlee Simpson’s Anal Sex Admission Has Romo Miffed

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Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo must be thinking he landed the wrong Simpson sister. On Tuesday, Ashlee Simpson’s husband Pete Wentz told Howard Stern he and his bride engage in occasional anal sex.

The younger Simpson may not be too pleased with her rocker boyfriend sharing intimate information in a public format. The revelation does tend to put a damper on the wholesome, apple pie image of Ashlee.

But as publicists are oft to say, any publicity is good publicity, although in this case it’s the type of publicity that most celebrities would never admit to.

Upon hearing the news, I can only imagine Romo was on the phone with his girlfriend Jessica, Ashlee’s sister, asking her when she was going to make herself available for booty duty.

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Tony: “Hi Jess!”

Jessica: “Hey Sweetie!”

Tony: “Listen, I just heard Ashlee…”

Jessica: “You aren’t doing that to me Tony!!”

Tony: “But Jess, honey, sweetie, baby – I’ll be gentle. I promise I won’t be thinking about that back-stabbing T.O. when we do it.”

Jessica: “I don’t care what you think about, as long as you don’t think you’re going to do that to me.”

Tony: “Jess…”

Jessica: “NO!” “Besides, you’ve thrown way too many interceptions this year.”

Tony: “What does that have to do with anal sex?”

Jessica: “If you can’t hit the open receiver with a football, how are you going to hit my target?”

Tony: “Jess…that’s way low.”

Jessica: “Here’s an idea, try it with Witten – you two seem to be very friendly.”

Tony: “Fine!” What’s Ashlee’s phone number?”

Poor Tony. Hopefully he didn’t dash out in anticipation of conjoining with Jessica “in that way” and buy a year’s supply of lubricant and anal sex toys.