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Ashlee Simpson’s Anal Sex Admission Has Romo Miffed
Published by MoonDog on December 17, 2008
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo must be thinking he landed the wrong Simpson sister. On Tuesday, Ashlee Simpson’s husband Pete Wentz told Howard Stern he and his bride engage in occasional anal sex.
The younger Simpson may not be too pleased with her rocker boyfriend sharing intimate information in a public format. The revelation does tend to put a damper on the wholesome, apple pie image of Ashlee.
But as publicists are oft to say, any publicity is good publicity, although in this case it’s the type of publicity that most celebrities would never admit to.
Upon hearing the news, I can only imagine Romo was on the phone with his girlfriend Jessica, Ashlee’s sister, asking her when she was going to make herself available for booty duty.
Jessica Simpson - Will She do the Booty Duty?
Tony: “Hi Jess!”
Jessica: “Hey Sweetie!”
Tony: “Listen, I just heard Ashlee…”
Jessica: “You aren’t doing that to me Tony!!”
Tony: “But Jess, honey, sweetie, baby – I’ll be gentle. I promise I won’t be thinking about that back-stabbing T.O. when we do it.”
Jessica: “I don’t care what you think about, as long as you don’t think you’re going to do that to me.”
Tony: “Jess…”
Jessica: “NO!” “Besides, you’ve thrown way too many interceptions this year.”
Tony: “What does that have to do with anal sex?”
Jessica: “If you can’t hit the open receiver with a football, how are you going to hit my target?”
Tony: “Jess…that’s way low.”
Jessica: “Here’s an idea, try it with Witten – you two seem to be very friendly.”
Tony: “Fine!” What’s Ashlee’s phone number?”
Poor Tony. Hopefully he didn’t dash out in anticipation of conjoining with Jessica “in that way” and buy a year’s supply of lubricant and anal sex toys.
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Tracer Bullet on Wed, 17th Dec 2008 07:35
You’re presuming that Ashley didn’t learn that from Jessica and that Tony would be a top.
swnole on Wed, 17th Dec 2008 09:50
Lol, Tracer Bullet has a point
tophatal on Wed, 17th Dec 2008 13:23
Moon Dog
I’ve never been truly enamored with either of the Simpson sisters. What little talent they’ve got is barely noticeable to say the least. Jessica looks good in a pair of Daisy Dukes and if as being alleged that Ashlee’s best talent is the fact that likes in the rear. Then there really isn’t anything else that can be said for either sister.
As for Pete Wentz the younger Simpson sister’s husband. Someone should tell the dude it ain’t cool to be wearing more makeup than his wife. I think he ought to hand in his man card once and for all !
tophatal ……………
tophatal on Wed, 17th Dec 2008 13:26
Any truth to the rumor that TO wants to beat the f*#k out of ESPN’s Ed Werder ? I’d dare that as far as the receiver is concerned he’d definitely like to whup Werder’s ass.
tophatal ………..
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