I’ve perused my own list, I’ve checked it twice and I don’t care about who’s been naughty or nice. This is my Christmas wish list, a collection of sports, politics and of course, women.
1. I want to see Blake Lively having a major wardrobe malfunction in my bedroom.
2. I’d like to see Brett Favre arrive at a timely decision regarding his retirement and stick to it.
3. I’d like to see the New York Yankees have their worst season ever after spending nearly $250 million on two players.
4. I want Tony Kornheiser kicked off Monday Night Football – that way I might actually watch the game without the sound muted.
5. I want someone that can write for this web site on a consistent basis. I’m accepting applications – trained chimpanzees are welcomed.
6. I want Adriana Lima to sit on my lap when Blake Lively has a wardrobe malfunction in my bedroom.
7. I want to open a shoe store where the only size I sell is 10 1/2.
8. I want to be Elisha Cuthbert’s sloppy seconds.
MoonDog Loves Adriana Lima Too
9. I want to see a playoff in college football.
10. I want someone to explain the difference between Vice President-Elect Joe Biden’s brain and a fried egg.
11. I want Olivia Wilde to do “13″ nasty things to me with Adriana Lima sitting on my lap while Blake Lively has a wardrobe malfunction in my bedroom.
12. I don’t want to see another person lose their life in Iraq or Afghanistan.
13. I want to see every person that has committed an act of violence against a child to be brought to swift and harsh justice.
14. I want Terrell Owens to remain silent for no less than 24 straight hours…so much for that wish.
15. I want to see someone from the sports blogosphere get their own TV show where they invite the “pros” on and chastise them.
Olivia Wilde Melts MoonDog's Butter
16. I want to see Stephen A. Smith beamed to a galaxy far, far away.
17. I want Jennifer Aniston to pop in unexpectedly when Olivia Wilde is doing 13 nasty things to me with Adriana Lima sitting on my lap while Blake Lively has a wardrobe malfunction in my bedroom.
18. I’m glad I made that wish last year about not wanting to be Rod Marinelli.
19. I want all of the presents I receive this year to be Home Depot gift cards.
20. I want the St. Louis Cardinals to win the World Series in 2009.
21. I want the Tennessee Volunteers to get back where they belong – among the best college football teams in America.
22. I want Anna Kournikova and Jennifer Aniston to help Olivia Wilde do a lot more than 13 nasty things to me with Adriana Lima sitting on my lap while Blake Lively has a wardrobe malfunction in my bedroom.
23. Last but not least, I wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas From the MoonDog
Very nice Fred. Merry X-mas to you as well!
I’ll get right on that Home Depot gift card…you will clearly need to fix up your bedroom to handle all that action.
Merry Christmas MoonDog!
Umm…wouldn’t you rather have Victoria Secret’s gift cards for when Jennifer, Blake, Adrianna and Olivia pop over?
Merry Christmas Fred!
PS…I’m with ya on the Yankees losing!
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