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Detroit Police Department Exhibits Kindness
Published by MoonDog on January 13, 2009
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The kindness of the Detroit police force is often overlooked.
On Tuesday December 23, 2008, Detroit police recovered the body of an adult male from the Detroit River at 8:45 a.m.
The victim apparently fell into the icy waters and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.
He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet stockings with spiked heels and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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DMtShooter on Tue, 13th Jan 2009 08:23
Dammit, as always with Detroit Crime (what did the naked coach order at the drive-in? how did he pay?), the details are missed. What jersey number was he wearing?
Alternate take:
“Clarence! I want my football team back!”
“I’m sorry, George, but the Lions never existed…”
NESW Sports Headlines 1-13-2009 | NESW Sports, Sports Videos on Tue, 13th Jan 2009 15:58
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[...] “He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet stockings with spiked heels and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum. The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.” A joke? Maybe. [Moondog Sports] [...]
3rd Down H-Back on Tue, 13th Jan 2009 23:37
nice!