The kindness of the Detroit police force is often overlooked.
On Tuesday December 23, 2008, Detroit police recovered the body of an adult male from the Detroit River at 8:45 a.m.
The victim apparently fell into the icy waters and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption.
He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet stockings with spiked heels and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Dammit, as always with Detroit Crime (what did the naked coach order at the drive-in? how did he pay?), the details are missed. What jersey number was he wearing?
Alternate take:
“Clarence! I want my football team back!”
“I’m sorry, George, but the Lions never existed…”
nice!
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