Since this is a wholesome, family-oriented web site, I can’t tell you some of the shit I’ve done on five continents after having a few shots of Cuervo. Tequila is the one beverage that causes me to lose all inhibitions.
One night many moons ago while my ship was in dry dock in Charleston, SC, I had a few too many shots of Jose’s finest and ended up pole dancing in front of 500 semi-delirious women during ladies night out at some bar.
True story. I didn’t win the cash prize but I still won, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, Jose Cuervo has been a friend to me for many years. Sometimes though, like me, dudes will have a few too many and end up doing shit they wouldn’t normally do.
Sometimes the loss of inhibition goes too far and you end up, well, look at the image below and you’ll figure it out.
