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Transcript of Obama’s Do-Over Pledge

As my friends at Hugging Harold Reynolds so adroitly pointed out yesterday, our new President, Barry Obama, decided upon the advice of his 678 attorneys to retake the Oath of Office after Chief Justice John Roberts botched it during Tuesday’s inauguration.

Since Barry and I are such good buddies, he was kind enough to share an abridged transcript of yesterday’s do-over.

Chief Justice: I, state your name…

Barry: I, Barry Obama…

Chief Justice: Do solemnly swear…

Barry: Do solemnly swear…

Chief Justice: To engage in politics as usual for the next four years…

Barry: To engage in politics as usual for the next four years…

Chief Justice: So help me God.

Barry: So help me Allah, er, I mean God, yea God.

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  1. Bill B. says:

    I’m not an Obama supporter nor a Democrat (nor am I an Obama opponent or a Republican), so this was funny.

    I just hope you weren’t implying that Obama is a Muslim.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp

  2. Lisa H says:

    LOL….This was funny. I hope our new President turns this economy around….that would be awesome! I didn’t vote for him, but he’s my President, so I wish him the best.

  3. MoonDog says:

    You know me Bill, I hate them all. Republican, Democrat, white, black, male, female, Christian, Muslim – makes no difference to me.

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