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Jennifer Aniston Turns Down Playboy

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Please Pose Naked Jen-Jen!

Jennifer Aniston has turned down a $4 million offer to pose naked for Playboy.

Hugh Hefner apparently forgot that Aniston can easily earn upwards of $20 million for a single film.

Perhaps if Hef were to throw some real money at her, Aniston would revisit the possibility.

I’m personally taking up a collection and seeking donations from all interested parties that would like to see Jennifer Aniston completely naked – preferably with her ankles behind her ears.

Please contact me if you’d like to help fund this most worthy cause.

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  1. Isaac says:

    eh, no biggie really

    a couple of years ago, maybe i’d be upset

  2. MoonDog says:

    You’d be the first one to buy a copy. You’d kill 20 people just to be the first in line.

  3. tophatal says:

    Moon Dog
    Since when was Aniston in amongst the $20m per film pay range ? She’s not that bankable a star within Hollywood. She looks great within a magazine cover barely clothed and that’s about it. But the commercial appeal of her pics are about as great as that of Richard Simmons. Other than her latest flick Marley & Me she’s had no real credible acclaim .
    But I’ve got to admit those ta ta’s of her’s are well worth looking at !

    tophatal ……….

  4. JM van Horn says:

    I would gladly donate to the cause. I have been a fan of hers for some time, even when she was in Leprechaun

  5. Tracer Bullet says:

    And a grateful nation breathes a sigh of relief.

  6. I will donate $1,000. I’ve been dying to see those little nipples!

  7. MoonDog says:

    Me, Nitro and JM are going to get autographed copies when this is all said and done. I can’t believe those of you who claim you don’t want to see Jen-Jen in the buff and unfettered.

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