Jennifer Aniston Won’t be Using eHarmony

• Tweet
• Email

Jennifer Aniston has vowed never to turn to Internet dating no matter how dire her love life becomes.

Aniston is adamant that she will always be a fan of face-to-face meetings and will never look to the Web to find herself a man.

In a joint interview with her He’s Just Not That Into You co-star Drew Barrymore, she says, “No, no, no. The Internet freaks me out. The Internet warps reality.

If you’re an Internet person, real life will fall short of what you have been privy to online – sexually, emotionally. It’s so unreal and gives you this sense of order where there isn’t any.

“You can’t drag and paste life!”

And Barrymore agrees, adding, “You think people tell the truth about themselves? Every guy is six foot, four inches with a huge s******.

That’s why people love it so much. Internet does not equal sodium pentothal.”

Just to prove Jennifer and Drew wrong regarding their opinions about the Internet, here’s the latest picture I took of myself.