Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute girl in his office named Julie, but she was dating a guy named Jack. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “Julie, I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.”
Julie looked at him, appearing to be in shock and after a few awkward seconds said very sternly, “NO!”
Eddie said, “Look Julie, I really need sex. I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”
Julie thought for a moment and said she wanted to consult with her boyfriend before agreeing to this. So she called Jack and explained Eddie’s proposition.
Jack told Julie to demand $200 and when Eddie throws the money down on the floor, pick up it really fast. Jack continued, “Julie honey, he won’t be able to get his pants down fast enough to give him time to have sex with you before you swoop up the $200.”
“One more thing, Jack said. “Call me after you get the money.”
Julie hung up and told Eddie about the new terms. Eddie eagerly accepted and threw $200 down on the floor.
Over half an hour goes by and Jack is still waiting for Julie’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes Jack is getting nervous and decided to call the office. He gets Julie on the phone and asks what happened.
Still breathing hard, Julie managed to reply, “the bastard threw the $200 down on the floor alright – in quarters!”
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