I never thought I’d see it in my lifetime, but sunglasses have now become larger than the average bikini. The advent of the thong – once viewed as a novelty – has risen to become the preferred choice of female swimwear.
Beyond its maximum sun tan capabilities, thongs are reasonably priced, needing only a few pieces of string to assemble at Chinese manufacturing facilities.
Women around the planet have been strolling along beaches wearing the itty-bitty swimwear for over a decade. As part of a good skin care regime, females wearing thongs have been encouraged to protect their eyes from the sun’s damaging ultra-violet rays.
In an effort to offset the potentially harmful effects, sunglasses – also manufactured in China – have been produced in massive quantities. Sunglasses are now produced in sizes that range from the average all the way to “the Harry Cary.”
See an example below of how sunglasses are now larger than the thongs females wear at the beach.
Really, I think when the string of the bikini goes in between your lips, it doesn’t really count as something you can pretend is a bikini.
Also, you have to admin, with the hand-holding thing, this has got to be some sort of promo stunt.