Why is Agent Walker Grabbing Jack Bauer’s ‘Package’?

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OK. So I fibbed a little, perhaps taking a small liberty when I wrote the title to this post.

If you take a quick glance at the image of Annie Wersching, who plays Agent Renee Walker on 24, and Kiefer Sutherland, who plays Jack Bauer, you’ll note Agent Walker has her hand suggestively located near Jack’s package.

Play along with me for a second.

You have to admit it looks like Agent Walker is grabbing Jack’s package. His junk. His tool.

I could keep going but my fingers hurt.

For those of you that watch 24, the best show on TV, you’ll know Jack Bauer is a man that takes no shit and always gets what he wants.

Jack is the man. A moment of silence please.

So prior to having this photograph taken, Jack, feeling lonely and unappreciated, demanded that Agent Walker, as only Jack Bauer can do, caress his balls.

Jack: “Agent Walker, I need you to place your hand on my junk – NOW!!”

Agent Walker, knowing Jack as she does, obediently walks over to Jack and does exactly as she’s told do. Agent Walker knows Jack Bauer is not a man to be trifled with.

I certainly don’t blame Jack for wanting Agent Walker to place her hand on his package. Annie is easy on the eyes and she has a nice package too.

The package I’m speaking of are the two large mounds of flesh, otherwise known as her rack, protruding from Agent Walker’s chest.

Jack Bauer is all-knowing, and he knows Agent Walker is pretty hot. He knows that having Agent Walker’s hand on his package makes him happy, and we all know what can happen when Jack Bauer isn’t happy.

I can’t tell a lie. I wish I was Jack Bauer right about now because I’d love to have Agent Walker’s rack nestling against me while she gently, lovingly placed her hand on my package.

Here’s a few more images of Agent Walker – Annie Wersching – and here’s hoping one day she will put her hand on my package. Maybe I can get Jack to make her do it.

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