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Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan to Open Driving School
Published by MoonDog on March 25, 2009
Ever since Hollywood socialites Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan repaired their previously damaged relationship, the pair have been brainstorming about the possibility of working together.
After Lohan was involved in her third automobile crash on Monday night in Glendale, California, Lohan gave her old buddy Hilton a call with a brilliant idea.
Lohan proposed she and Hilton, two notoriously bad drivers, open a driving school to help troubled or intoxicated motorists learn how to properly operate their vehicles when impaired.
The newly formed company, Hi-Lo Driving Academy, short for HIlton-LOhan, will teach motorists how to navigate their way through traffic, how to come to a safe stop after smashing into another vehicle or human being and how to effectively evade apprehension by law enforcement personnel.
Lohan was involved in her third automobile accident in less than three weeks on Monday. Lohan and her assistant were caught up in a smash when the actress’ Maserati rear-ended a Subaru vehicle, damaging the left front bumper of the luxury sports car.
Lohan was previously involved in a crash at Jack Nicholson’s Hollywood Hills home earlier this month, when her Mercedes was driven into a gatepost outside the property, after being let in to escape the paparazzi.
She was involved in another incident just days later, when her driver clipped a gate while escorting the star home from a night out at Los Angeles’ Sky Bar hang-out.
Lohan is currently serving a three-year probation order relating to her 2007 driving under the influence conviction.
Meanwhile, Hilton’s past driving record includes numerous run-ins with police for a variety of motor vehicle violations.
The heiress to the Hilton Hotels fortune has put up the initial operating capital to launch HI-LO, mainly because Lohan is broke and can’t afford to make her mortgage payments.
The pair also announced Britney Spears will serve as a celebrity driving instructor from time to time, just to keep things well anchored.
Huge thanks to Lawvol for the Paris-Lindsay image.
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