Attention Females! Can You Do This?

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I’m calling upon all women of the Milky Way to please share some vital information. Those males among us who prefer to take comfort in the many gifts the female form has to offer would like to know if you are capable of putting your ankles behind your ears, like these women pictured below.

If your schedule is flexible (literally) and you can make yourself available for a personal demonstration, please contact me immediately. I’m open to discuss the possibility of featuring you in a variety of photo layouts on this fine web site.

You must be at least 18 years of age and must be able to do, at minimum, what these women pictured here can do. The use of props or any device that eludes to a potential sexual encounter is highly encouraged.

Don’t hesitate. Contact me today for a personal interview. Proof of age and the ability to perform said act is required. If you’d like to forward a portfolio of your work, for God’s sake please do so post haste.