Lindsay Lohan Can’t Drive, But Damn She’s Hot

by MoonDog on April 7, 2009 with 7 Comments in Hot Babes

I hate to admit it but I’ve had the hots for Lindsay Lohan from word go. Well, not from ‘go’ as in her pubescent years – that would be criminal. I mean I’ve had the hots for her since I saw the movie Mean Girls.

But I’m also very disappointed with her, wasting the natural talent she’s been given. Have you heard the girl sing? She has a great voice. She isn’t a bad actress either.

Lohan’s problems have been well documented. She can’t seem to stay out of trouble and nearly every day she’s in the news for all the wrong reasons.

Whether it’s another automobile accident or a fight with her girlfriend Samantha ‘Super Butch’ Ronson, Lohan is a train wreck waiting to happen.

Over the past few weeks she’s been in two automobile accidents, one that involved her and a companion ending up at Jack Nicholson’s crib, where she promptly ran her vehicle into a wall.

She’s recently stated her concerns about not being able to pay her mortgage due to her financial state being in disarray. The list of bad things seems endless.

But I have a thought how Lindsay can get herself out of the financial crisis she’s in. Instead of worrying with acting, all she needs to do is model.

Note all of these images below. When Lohan models something, more often than not she looks hot doing it. The best part is she doesn’t have to speak. The more Lindsay opens her mouth, the more trouble she creates for herself.

So Lindsay if you come across this post, please know I love you, but you need to stop all the partying and focus on your modeling career. Considering all the bad publicity you’ve received, the film roles aren’t going to be available to you.

Put that great body and those big breasts of yours to good use and make some money flashing your booty. I promise, you’ll be better off in the long run and you won’t have to worry about paying your mortgage.

That is, of course, if you stop driving your cars into walls. Try not to do that.

For everyone else reading this, we’ve finally come to the good stuff. Enjoy this gallery of Lindsay Lohan and don’t do anything weird while you’re looking at the images.