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Dutch Escort Service for Geeks
Published by MoonDog on April 17, 2009
Zoe Vialet, a Dutch adult model and graduate of Erasmus University in Rotterdam, has combined her Master’s Degree in Sociology with her modeling experience to start a new business venture.
Vialet and some of her college friends have established an escort service that caters to geek virgins hoping to engage in horizontal refreshment for the first time.
Vialet has been in business for over a year and tells Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf she’s had “a lot of demand from virgins” – most of them from the IT sector.
She went on to say “they are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.”
Zoe has an elite team of five girls “specially trained” to give geeks the sexual experience they’ve never had. However, Vialet and her geek-pleasuring all-stars aren’t interested in quickies.
Vialet believes that geeks need to be “coached” (see how I injected something related to sports in this?) in the ways of love. Therefore, geeks are brought along slowly during the prolonged personal coaching sessions to teach the nerdy virgies how to properly please a woman.
Vialet says, “every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body. When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.”
Vialet believes she’s providing an invaluable service to those men who have no experience in the bedroom. Not only are the men getting the necessary experience, those women the former virgins mate with will be more satisfied as well.
“You better practise (sic) before having a girlfriend,” Vialet says. “Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience. Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing. There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin.”
Vialet writes in her personal biography, “In 2004-2006, I appeared in most men’s magazines here in Holland, among them the Dutch editions of FHM, Maxim and Men’s Health. I was the July 2005 Playmate in the Dutch edition of Playboy, and also was the centerfold for the Mexican, Romanian and Slovenian editions of Playboy.”
Clearly, Vialet has found a unique niche and should be commended for her business savvy. I would imagine if you ever find yourself in Holland – and you’re a geeky virgin type – you might want to give Zoe and her girlfriends a call.
Here’s a few images of the Madame for your viewing enjoyment.
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