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Chimps As Waiters, Politicians Next
Published by MoonDog on June 3, 2009
A Japanese restaurant is getting booked out weeks in advance because everyone wants to visit its waiters – chimps that seat guests and bring them hot towels.
The restaurant is located about 60 miles outside of Tokyo.
One monkey has become a favorite of diners, named Fuku-chan. One diner says, “he has these airs and graces that make him look just like a French waiter at a posh restaurant.”
The restaurant’s owner says it all started when he gave Fuku-chan “a hot towel out of curiosity and he took it to the customer.”
Since Fuku-chan and other chimps have proven they can follow simple instructions, the world’s citizens should give thought to replacing every politician on the planet with monkeys too.
Just think of the possibilities. Need the budget balanced? Tell Ling-Ling the chimp to get it done and a few hours later, no more budget deficits!
It’s magic!
I’ve been saying it for years: replace all the politicians with well-trained chimpanzees because at minimum, the chimps will do what we tell them to do.
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