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Jamie Lynn Sigler Confirms She’s Dating Turtle

In perhaps the most disturbing news I’ve come across all year, the sexy Jamie-Lynn Sigler has confirmed earlier reports she’s dating Entourage cast member Jerry Ferrara, who plays Turtle on the hit HBO show.

In November 2008, I reported that Sigler and Ferrara were hooking up in episodes of Entourage and that was bad enough. Now, the rumors of the two dating in real life have been proven true.

Reports of the couple possibly dating have been the subject of tabloid chatter for months, but Sigler and Ferrara were able to keep the full details to themselves.

Sigler, the former The Sopranos star, confessed the romance is “going well.”

Apparently Sigler decided it was time to share the disgusting juicy details that she is dating Ferrara, a hobbit-like creature.

She tells HollyScoop.com, “This is the first time I’ve ever dated anyone in the industry and it’s kind of nice. It’s nice to have someone that understands kind of what you do; it’s a thing that we have in common a thing that we share. It’s all wonderful all good.”

After meeting on the set of Entourage, Sigler admits she was cautious during the early days of the romance: “We started dating after we worked together so we weren’t quite sure how it was going to be, but it’s so much fun… Everyday at work is such a blast.”

I’m so depressed. This is tantamount to the luscious Mila Kunis dating albino-boy Macaulay Culkin, although at least Culkin has some talent.

Ferrara, on the other hand, belongs under a bridge casting evil spells on unsuspecting passers-by.

Jamie Lynn, sweetie, honey, baby, sugar, love bunny – there’s still time for you to come to your senses. Turtle isn’t the man for you. You need a man that stands taller than 3’6″ and doesn’t look like a log floating in a river.

Jamie Lynn, come over to the good side of the force and leave the vile being known as Turtle to asphyxiate himself on his own bong breath.

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  1. stop hating you fucking fag i oughta rip ur fucking speel out. Give the man props- he pulled a hottie and hes clearly da man stop hating cuz youre a little jerk off who sits in his mothers garage and beats off to pictures of old dudes.
    Get a life and go asphixiate yourself with fragmentsa from your tiny cock you fucking homo

  2. you fucking suck says:

    wow go fuck yourself just because jamie lynn clearly is not anywhere near as shallow and immature as your faggot ass doesn’t mean that shes making a mistake by dating someone whos not as attractive as her. i mean wtf how old are you get the cock out of your mouth long enough to realize that you dont know shit about them you little fairy boy

  3. gizzm says:

    shes just using him to get to Vince.

  4. Thomas says:

    Turtle is cool. Wtf is your problem?