Strippers Don’t Need Poles To Work It

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Anyone that thinks strippers are only at their best in a smoke filled, dimly lit gentleman’s club is sadly mistaken.

Most strippers are known for their pole dancing prowess and often the tips they generate are predicated on their ability to spin around the centerpiece of any strip joint on the planet.

But what happens if strippers find themselves without poles? Do they simply gyrate about, hoping the patrons – mostly inebriated and lacking moral fortitude – will think the young lady’s personality is enough to toss a buck in their direction.

Of course not. Let’s be serious here.

No, strippers don’t get tips for their dancing skills. They get paid when they perform simulated acts of debauchery with the metallic stairway to heaven.

But when poles aren’t available, the resourceful stripper will utilize any prop she can get her hands on. Sometimes those props are attached to her chest, or better yet, they’re attached to another strippers chest.

Sometimes common household wares like brooms and mops – items we wouldn’t normally think of in relation to strippers – can be used in a pinch when the real thing isn’t available.

So without further ado, the stripper who lacks a pole but thinks fast on her feet can always turn a profit if she uses her imagination – and cleaning products.