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The Best (Ugliest) Retina Burning Uni’s
Published by MoonDog on June 16, 2009
Being a pretty old fart like I am, I’ve had the displeasure of seeing some of the worst looking uniforms worn by sports teams for nearly five decades.
In some cases, the colors and designs chosen by various teams have been so bad it actually made me want to watch something else.
Aside from the hideous visual effects and the blood spilling out of my eyeballs, what made matters even worse was the fact a lot of these teams wearing the retina burners completely sucked.
That has to be terribly demoralizing knowing that the uniforms suck just as much as the team sucks, or even worse, the team sucks more than the uni’s. Damn.
Anyway, these are the worst uniforms I’ve seen in my 40+ years and take note I’ve listed them in reverse order, saving the very worst for last.
Get your Rolaids ready.
17. Phoenix Suns

16. Utah Jazz

15. New York Islanders

14. Hartford Whalers

13. Washington Wizards

12. San Diego Padres

11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

10. Toronto Raptors

9. Oregon Ducks

8. Syracuse Orange

7. Pittsburgh Pirates

6. Chicago White Sox (The Shorts!)

5. Golden State Warriors

4. Chicago White Sox

3. Houston Astros

2. Denver Nuggets

1. Houston Rockets

There you have it, the worst of the worst. Feel free to add to the list or let us know which of the uniforms you see is worse than another. You’d be hard pressed to find too many more that are uglier than these, but give it a try if your stomach can handle it.
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kellex on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 10:15
See now I love the Oregon Ducks’ unis and its not because I live in Oregon I swear.
houroc on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 11:39
Awww… the rockets are my squad even though I agree. those uni’s were ugly… there are a few I would have place before it though but maybe i’m just biased…
MoonDog on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 13:55
Living in Oregon may get you used to seeing the Ducks uni’s in a different light. Living anywhere else will get you a visit to the eye Dr.
MoonDog on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 13:57
Houroc – Which team would you have put ahead of the Rockets? Don’t be shy.
Shotgun Spratling on Wed, 24th Jun 2009 07:46
As a Hawks’ fan, I definitely hated the lime green uniforms worn by Shareef Abdur-Raheem and crew. Sorry, I’ve never seen a lime green hawk in my life. Maybe they were going for a prehistoric look?
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MoonDog on Thu, 25th Jun 2009 12:52
Yep, I forgot those vomit green uni’s the Hawks wear. A glaring omission no doubt.