I’m Marrying Porn Star Ashlynn Brooke, Going To Work In Fort Myers

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With all the noise created over the termination of Fort Myers, Florida Town Manager Scott Janke last week after he was fired from the post when it was discovered his wife Anabela, who goes by the stage name of Jazella Moore, was a working porn star I decided action was necessary.

MoonDog Sports was one of the first web sites to report this news and it was only natural that we set the benchmark by announcing that I, The Great & Powerful MoonDog, will marry Ashlynn Brooke, arguably the hottest porn star on the planet, and we’re going to set up residence in Fort Myers.

Since Mayor Larry Kiker hastily – and cowardly – called an emergency meeting to essentially evict the Janke’s from their lives, the good people of Fort Myers are now without an established porn star living among them.

The way I see it, if I’m going to do this, I’m going to do it in the most grandiose fashion possible. What better way to annoy the living hell out of Mayor Kiker and the town of Fort Myers by marrying the hottest porn star working in the adult entertainment industry today and then going to work in their fair city.

Since I’m self-employed and can perform my work from anywhere on the planet, Fort Myers is as good a place as any. My new bride, Ashlynn, is one fine piece of womanhood and most certainly will create a stir when she’s seen around town.

In fact, I want my entrance into Fort Myers to be a ticker tape level event, so I may buy billboard space and fill those with images of my very hot wife with an announcement that reads “MoonDog and Me Are Cumming Baby!”

To the members of the Fort Myers Town Council and Mayor Larry Kiker, I say this: If you think firing Janke rid yourselves of the “bad image” he and his wife supposedly created, wait until me and my sexy wife Ashlynn get done with you.

Take a few minutes to view the images of the brutally hot Ashlynn Brooke and don’t drool all over my site please. Fort Myers here we cum!

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