Failure. Fail. Failed. These are words we’re all familiar with because at one time or another all of us have failed in some aspect of our lives.
Be it school, work or love, mankind has had to deal with failure since the beginning of time. Ever since Eve failed to obey that one simple rule, failure has been a part of every human being’s life.
Sometimes we fail despite our best efforts, sort of like Barack Obama failing to secure the 2016 Olympic games for the city of Chicago.
Like Obama, we’ve all taken our best shot but came up short. It’s OK. We learn from failure, often becoming stronger as a result of the lessons learned.
Sometimes though we open ourselves up to failure, almost inviting it into our lives. One such guaranteed failure is when dudes carry parasols and hand fans around with them.
Yes, dudes + parasols + hand fans = automatic FAIL.
So if your name is Chuck and you don’t want me to make fun of you, pointing out your self-imposed failure, don’t get caught with a parasol and a hand fan or I’m going to be forced to post the photo on this fine, wholesome family-oriented website.
