Ghosts, goblins and creatures from beyond the grave will rule the night as we recognize Halloween.
I’ve got a bucket full of candy ready for the neighborhood kids and a photo of Nancy Pelosi on my front door that’s sure to scare the living hell out of them.
Regardless of how you celebrate Halloween, please be safe and don’t bother calling me for bail money.
Don’t forget to move your clocks back one hour at 0200 Sunday morning, unless of course you enjoy being the only jackass to show up one hour early for brunch.
Take a minute to view Halloween costume failures – please don’t make the same mistakes these people made. Happy Halloween!
