As 2009 quickly comes to a close it’s time to pass out our annual Female Drivers of the Year Awards for the memorable moments that only a woman behind the wheel can create.
This year we have some exceptional contestants, all of which took great care to thoroughly embarrass themselves.
There’s nothing that is potentially more dangerous than a woman with a hand on the steering wheel and her foot on the gas pedal. It’s a wonder laws haven’t been passed limiting female drivers to operating their vehicles no farther than the end of the driveway.
Until that day arrives, the rest of mankind must remain focused on all of the dangers we’re faced with on the road: Kids, old people and the most dangerous of all – women.
If you think I’m blowing smoke, take a look at the disasters that were created when a woman got behind the wheel of a car. As they say, a picture is worth a 1000 words and words can’t describe what you’re about to see.
