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Subtle Butt, The Amazing Fart Neutralizer
Published by MoonDog on November 23, 2009
Those of you with a propensity to fart a lot can now rest easy. Subtle Butt, the amazing fart neutralizer, eliminates odoriferous flatulence.
The Pond, manufacturer’s of Subtle Butt, developed the activated carbon fabric pad that adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.
According to the company’s Web site, Subtle Butt “is a simple yet revolutionary unisex concept in both beauty and fashion. It is a disposable, self-adhesive, beige or black colored cotton disc that adheres to the inside of clothing.”
“This creates a barrier between the buttocks and clothing, keeping clothes cleaner and stain-free.”
In other words, whenever you fart, the Subtle Butt pad will eliminate odor and prevent those embarrassing racing stripes on your skivvies.
Subtle Butt is the product those of you who enjoy Mexican food have been waiting for. Now you can eat all the burritos you want and still have a social life.
The company has also produced this video, shot on location at Subtle Butt headquarters. Watch this brief clip and you’ll be racing to your neighborhood Wal Mart for this amazing fart neutralizer.
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