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Sex With A Cowboy
Published by MoonDog on December 8, 2009
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy confided to her female co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State.
She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, she wanted to attend a bona fide rodeo and she wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon returning from the trip, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
“Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook the brisket over that Mesquite wood it’s so good. The taste is unbelievable!”
“I went to a rodeo too. Talk about real men…Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!”
Then came the big question, “Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?”
“Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!”
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