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Genie Grants Osama bin Laden a Wish
Published by MoonDog on January 27, 2010
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama bin Laden found a bottle in the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, “Master, may I grant you one wish?”
He responded, “You ignorant, unworthy daughter of a dog! Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need any common woman giving me anything.”
The shocked genie said, “Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.”
After thinking for a moment, bin Laden grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, “Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.”
The genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared.
The next morning bin Laden awoke to find the genie had indeed granted his wish. Laying in his bed were three American women: Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi.
But to his great dismay, bin Laden discovered that his penis was gone, his knees were broken and he had no health insurance.
H/T to Joan of Limestone!
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