Tila Tequila Does The Half-Naked Grocery Shopping Thing

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I came across these photos of Tila Tequila at the supermarket and was wondering why I never come across a chick like this when I’m shopping for groceries.

Tequila certainly has a flare for the dramatic and she’s making a trip to the supermarket an experience that shoppers won’t soon forget.

Every time I go to the supermarket all I see are 90-year-old women with blue hair and way too much makeup. Maybe I need to revise my schedule or maybe I need to move the city where Tequila does her shopping.

I especially like the photos where she’s holding two honeydew melons in front of her boobies. That’s not suggestive, is it?

But my favorite photo has to be the one where Tequila bends over to pick up a sausage – or what looks like a sausage – exposing her ass in the process.

I have no doubt this was staged but these are still some great photos. View our happy birthday post for more great photos of Tila Tequila.