After reportedly stealing beer from a gas station, a man returned to the station minutes later and attempted to exchange the stolen beers because they weren’t cold enough.
A clerk at the Clarksville, Tennessee gas station told police that she was re-stocking the beer and noticed a few cases were missing, according to a Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office report.
At that point, the man – who appeared drunk, the clerk said – came in with the warm beer and asked to exchange it.
The man wanted to swap out the stolen beer because he said it wasn’t cold enough.
When the clerk asked if he’d paid for the beer, he grew “anxious,” the report said, asked for directions to Wilma Rudolph Boulevard and left.
Police have yet to capture the man.
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