I can’t tell you how crestfallen I am to learn that sex is not allowed aboard the International Space Station.
According to space station commander Alan Poindexter, no one is allowed to boldly go where no man has gone before.
“We treat each other with respect and we have a great working relationship. Personal relationships are not … an issue,” said Poindexter. “We don’t have them and we won’t.”
In other words, if you happen to be stuck on the International Space Station for six months you’ll apparently have to take matters into your own hands – if you know what I mean.
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