Lespaul Stuckey was arrested on Monday for disorderly conduct after he humped a police cruiser before being taken to jail.
According to the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office, officers were dispatched upon a report of a “disorderly” man. Upon arriving, officers stopped Stuckey and asked him to stand by the front of the patrol car while they processed his identification.
That’s when Stuckey reportedly began pulling on and then humping the patrol car. Despite orders to stop, Stuckey continued to the hump the car.
Police did not indicate if the “bumper humper” was impaired or not.
Stuckey was booked into the Hamilton County Justice Center on a charge of disorderly conduct.
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