Nick Afanasiev is a 20-year-old resident of southern California who recently won the title as the person with the longest tongue in the U.S.
Afanasiev’s tongue measures 3.5 inches long, just .36 inches shorter than Stephan Taylor, the man who has the record for the world’s longest tongue.
I admit to fabricating this, but I can’t help believe that Afanasiev is very popular with the chicks.
Forgot the dude’s looks or even the size of his manhood, chicks have got to be impressed with that long tongue and the potential it has for making the girls scream.
If you coupled that long tongue with the ability to breath out of your ears, Afanasiev would get more poon than Brad Pitt.
So ladies, this one is for you. And in case you were wondering, I don’t have Nick Afanasiev’s phone number.
