A Japanese company has released the Count Machine Onahole, a masturbation device for men that testers describe as a “fleshlight attached to a counting mechanism”.
Although the unique contraption wasn’t tested by top scientists at NASA, it basically counts the number of strokes per minute, giving those using the device an idea of how fast they can wiggle in and out of their lover.
Not that anyone using the Onahole actually has a girlfriend or even has a remote chance at getting a lady lover.
Let’s face it – if you’re using this device chances are you are never going to get a woman to go out with you, unless of course you pay for it by the hour.
Hiroshi ‘Chocoball’ Mukai – a former professional wrestler and current Japanese porn star – set a world record with 426 strokes in one minute.
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