William Tyler Black, a North Port, Florida resident and substitute teacher, was arrested after he allegedly jacked off in an area Wal-Mart with a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in hand.
According to North Port police, officers were called when Wal-Mart employees found Black masturbating to the SI Swimsuit Issue with Brooklyn Decker on the cover.
Store security told the officer an employee became alerted when she heard a moaning sound in the next isle. When she rounded the corner to investigate the sound, she witnessed Black masturbating with an erect penis outside his pants.
Employees then watched while Black used his foot to smear the puddle of semen left on the floor. He then allegedly wiped his hands off on a nearby toy before stashing the magazine in a pile of toys.
Investigators say Black continued to shop while employees blocked the isle so no other shoppers would become contaminated or slip on the floor.
Black was arrested and booked into the Sarasota County Jail on charges of indecent exposure and battery (by leaving harmful fluids behind). His bond has been set at $2,000.
