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Give Mom a Coronary With X-Rated XMAS Ornaments

You can add to the holiday spirit and potentially give your mom a coronary by hanging these X-rated Christmas ornaments on your tree this year.

The good folks at XGen Products have a line of X-rated Christmas ornaments – or what the company calls pornaments – that are the perfect gift to add a little humor to the holidays.

Andy Green, vice president of XGen says, “Though the concept may be funny, these ornaments are handcrafted and very detailed.”

All figurines are between five to seven inches in height and are made of hand blown glass. Note the sexual connotations regarding “five to seven inches” and “hand blown.”

Each pornament comes in its own holiday gift box too! As an added bonus, XGen will give you a five-foot Christmas tree absolutely free on orders of $400 or more.

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