Is Tony Parker Going To Be The Next Tiger Woods?

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Perhaps you’ve heard that Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from husband Tony Parker after she confirmed the Spurs guard has been cheating on her.

Longoria says that Parker has been having an affair with one of the wives of his San Antonio teammates, a claim that if found to be true would cost Parker more than a trophy wife.

Longoria allegedly found hundreds of text messages on Parker’s cell phone that were sent to the woman, proving he had been unfaithful.

It’s just a matter of time before the identity of the woman becomes public and everyone is going to be very interested to see who Parker thought was better than Longoria.

I can’t imagine the sports blogosphere has failed to bring attention to the wife of an NBA player that is hotter than Eva Longoria.

We should all be ashamed of ourselves if we allowed a chick of that caliber to go unnoticed. But I digress.

What I can’t figure out is why Parker would step out on Longoria, a woman by every account that is among the cream of the crop.

Check out this photo gallery of Eva Longoria and tell me if you would cheat on her if she was your wife.

Something tells me that Parker is on the verge of becoming the next Tiger Woods.

Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren is very lovely, but she’s not in the same league with Longoria. No offense to Nordegren, but facts are facts.

Now that Longoria has filed for divorce you can bet the sports and entertainment media will dig deep into Parker’s life, like Chilean miner deep.

Will we discover that Parker had a deviant sexual appetite in which he had affairs with porn queens, bar maids and hotel waitresses around the globe?

And let’s not forget the huge problems this is going to cause with his San Antonio teammates.

I’m thinking that sleeping with one of your teammates old ladies is at the very top of the list of things you don’t do.

Talk about a problem with team chemistry.

At any rate, I wouldn’t want to be in Tony Parker’s shoes when the teammate in question finds out he’s been doing the nasty with his wife.

It could be that Parker will not only need a good attorney, he may need a really good plastic surgeon after he gets his face rearranged.