For the man that doesn’t like strawberries or coconuts, there’s a new product that will surely make him and the lucky lady in his life very happy.
The fine people at J&D Products have developed a bacon flavored personal lubricant that not only prevents uncomfortable friction, it tastes really good in the process.
So for those of you whose ladies have trouble making their juices flow (or if you’re really sad in the sack and it’s your own damn fault she’s not excited), just apply a healthy amount of J&D’s bacon flavored lube to that special place and let the mouth watering good times begin!
I just realized I used the word healthy to describe something involving bacon – I apologize for the oxymoron.
So this Christmas don’t waste time stuffing her stocking (no pun intended) with frivolous items like jewelry or perfume, get her something that is going to put a smile on both of your faces.
