I don’t mean to say I told you so (yes I do), but Brett Favre and the New York Jets were sued on Monday by the two massage therapists that claimed Favre sexually harassed them during his stint with the team in 2008.
Last week I wrote an article about Roger Goodell fining Favre $50,000 for essentially stonewalling the NFL during its investigation into the allegations that he sent inappropriate text messages and photos to former Jets hostess Jenn Sterger.
I humbly said that Goodell and the NFL better prepare themselves for the coming civil suits after handing out such a feckless punishment, and on Monday the first of what is sure to be more lawsuits were brought against Favre.
Goodell had better hope that the “forensic analysis” performed on the photos of Favre’s penis actually did fail, because Sterger’s attorneys are definitely going to offer up what they believe is compelling evidence to the contrary.
But in fairness to Goodell, if Favre’s penis had a mole on it that would have made the chances of making a positive identification much easier.
Of course, the NFL could have used the Beulah Balbricker method of positively identifying Favre’s penis.
You might recall this scene from the 1982 film Porky’s in which Miss Balbricker is trying to find the boy whose penis has a mole on it.
The video is slightly NSFW but no more sordid than this whole affair involving Favre.
