You probably heard that Cristiano Ronaldo retired from soccer on Monday because his body can no longer meet the demands of the sport.
Ronaldo’s retirement ends a magnificent career in which he won two World Cups with Brazil and thrived with some of Europe’s top teams.
He played 18 years despite repeated knee trouble and leaves as a three-time FIFA Player of the Year and the top goal scorer in World Cup history.
But life ain’t so bad for Ronaldo. While his body may no longer be able to handle the stress of soccer, I’m willing to bet he can handle his girlfriend Irina Sheik.
In fact, Ronaldo’s body is more than likely very capable of handling Sheik in ways we can’t discuss publicly, if you know what I mean.
And who could blame him for retiring from soccer if the game is causing his body to break down? If anyone on this earth needs to have his body in good working order, it’s Ronaldo.
If the guy’s body doesn’t function as needed, Sheik is so ridiculously hot she’ll find her another man whose body can perform all the necessary movements to keep a permanent smile on her face.
Come to think of it, if Ronaldo isn’t up to the task I’ll gladly take Sheik off his hands. It would be an act of pure compassion on my part to selflessly offer my services to one of the world’s hottest supermodels.
Despite all his aches and pains, Ronaldo will show us the heart of a true champion.
A man who’s won World Cups will always find ways to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, and when it comes to Irina Sheik there’s no greater victory than making her scream.
So don’t shed any tears for Ronaldo because life ain’t so bad even with a bad knee or a couple of bothersome boo-boos, especially not when you get to see Irina Sheik naked every day.
If you haven’t seen the gloriousness of Irina Sheik, check out this photo gallery of her doing the bikini thing. Trust me, you’ll understand why Ronaldo doesn’t have it so bad.
wrong picture – this is not ronaldo. this is christanio ronaldo
portugese not ronaldo brazilian.