If you want to be a warlock with Adonis DNA that can snort piles of coke and bang countless porn stars, the only way to obtain these powers is to drink tiger’s blood.
Just in time to honor Charlie Sheen’s termination, the good people at Harcos Labs have developed a new product called Bi-Winning Tiger Blood, “made of 100% passion.”
Their version of tiger blood comes in a 3.4 ounce IV bag so you can plug in intravenously without wasting time waiting on the sweet red juice to work it’s magic.
Harcos Labs says that Bi-Winning Tiger Blood is designed to “specifically make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm.”
Bi-Winning Tiger Blood retails for $3.99 per IV bag or you may want to have a stockpile on hand so there’s convenient multi-packs available too.
Winning. Duh. Period. The end.
LMAO! I wonder it if will help cure the crazies!