Charlie Sheen is donating one whole dollar to the Japanese earthquake relief effort for every ticket he sells to his one-man train wreck shows in Chicago and Detroit.
Sheen, alias the warlock assassin, sold out his “My violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show” performances in less than 20 minutes in both cities.
On the surface Sheen’s generosity seems to be a gracious act of charity, but in reality it’s a piddling gesture from a coked out attention whore.
Considering Sheen was making a reported $2 million per episode for his role on Two and a Half Men, you’d think he could afford to give a little more than $1 for every ticket he sells to his tiger’s blood drinking festivals.
The cost per ticket to his shows started at $35, so that leaves 34 bucks to cover whatever costs are associated with the show. Since it’s a one-man show, the cost of producing one violent torpedo probably won’t be too exorbitant.
Instead of giving a little more to the Japanese relief efforts, it’s a sure bet the majority of the show’s proceeds will help fund his cocaine habit, machete sharpening and the manufacturing cost for his new line of “Duh, Winning” t-shirts, as seen below with Sheen and his porn star goddess Bree Olson sporting the apparel.
Charlie Sheen may have gotten hold of a bad batch of tiger’s blood, or maybe the six pounds of cocaine that remain lodged in his brain have choked off the last semblance of rational thought this ass clown will ever have, but whatever the reason, donating a measly $1 per ticket for such an incredible disaster is an effort that wasn’t even worth mentioning.
Charlie Sheen - Bree Olson Wear Duh, Winning T-Shirts
