Are you feeling to pooped to please that special someone? If so, there’s a new product on the market that will give you the extra boost you need.
SINsual Shot is the world’s first sexual performance enhancement drink for women and men.
Supposedly it’s an all-natural sexual energy drink that’s perfect for mixing with alcoholic beverages, although that may not be entirely true considering the only two flavors available at the moment are watermelon and chocolate mint.
According to Dagus Brands, the good people who make SINsual Shot, the drink is an “exotic herbal formula” that has a special heating and time based mixing process.
Why of course it does.
Dagus also says that SINsual Shot has a “trade secret formulation” that “promotes blood flow to the small capillaries in the erogenous zones of the body creating a sense of heat and overwhelming pleasure at the point of climax.”
Company literature goes on to say that the drink is “free of the overwhelming jittery feeling caffeinated energy drinks cause. SINsual Shot provides a light boost of energy, followed by the feeling of ecstasy rushing through the body during sexual performance.”
If I had to take a guess, SINsual Shot’s “trade secret formula” probably contains Vitamin E, Zinc and maybe some Yohimbe, all of which can be found at the local health food store.
But I don’t want to pass judgement on a product I’d never heard of until today. However, if this drink actually does what it claims to do, why it would be the greatest thing since Penicillin.
I’m allergic to Penicillin by the way.
Anyway, SINsual Shot will be found in all the usual places, generally meaning in convenience stores owned by people who barely speak English.
