Octomom Nadya Suleman’s bikini car wash that was intended to raise funds to help make her $450,000 mortgage payment has been canceled.
The ‘Sudsfest’ event was to be held on June 18 featuring Suleman wearing a bikini as she washed cars. According to reports, Suleman was going to charge between $20 and $30 for each vehicle she washed.
Also scheduled to participate were Charlie Sheen’s watch stealing porn star escort Capri Anderson, New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush’s one-night stand January Gessert and Mel Gibson’s rumored mistress, Violet Kowal.
Suleman’s manager told TMZ that the plan was shelved after an agreement with an auto detailing company was canceled.
Octomom is also rumored to appear in a celebrity boxing match in Westville, New Jersey on June 29, where tickets are selling for $20.
This stupid bitch should have given thought to how she was going to support her kids before allowing herself to be impregnated.
And it’s obvious that thinking isn’t among Suleman’s attributes.
Anyone who actually does some real thinking would know that even if she got $30 for washing a car, she’d have to wash 15,000 fucking cars to meet her $450,000 monthly mortgage.
Carrying those numbers a step further, Octomom would have to wash 500 cars every day for 30 days. If she worked 10 hours a day, she’d have to wash 50 cars an hour.
Considering Suleman has done nothing in her life other than committing completely senseless and stupid acts, I doubt she’s up to the task of washing 50 cars every hour for 10 hours a day.
In case you couldn’t tell, stupid people really piss me off. And Nadya Suleman is one very stupid individual.
