Red Coleman writes for 3 Shades of Blue, a web site that covers the Memphis Grizzlies. On Sunday, Coleman revealed that he’s been teaching English to Katy Perry.
It seems Perry wanted to learn the British version of English – which is truly proper English unlike the American version – so she could relate to her husband Russell Brand.
Coleman volunteered his services when he heard about Perry’s quest to become a better linguist, although he admits that his intentions weren’t entirely pure.
“I thought I might be able to woo Ms. Perry away from that lanky buffoon,” writes Coleman. “I really had hoped that the ostrich in his latest commercial would attack him and possibly do some permanent damage, but that didn’t happen either.”
At any rate, Coleman spent two years teaching Perry English, which tends to make me question his teaching ability or her ability to grasp the language. Two years?
Nevertheless, Coleman did get to do something very few of us will ever be able to do – spend time with a brutally hot chick who just happens to have magnificent ta-tas.
Take a minute to visit 3 Shades of Blue and read Coleman’s article.
