Broke College Coeds Searching For Sugar Daddies

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The Huffington Post published a recent article about a growing trend of female college graduates searching for sugar daddies in these tough economic times.

At least three web sites are known to help connect financially secure older men with young women, or sugar babies, looking for someone to take care of them.

With younger women graduating from college in a very depressed job market, they find themselves facing the nearly impossible task of repaying their student loans.

Instead of turning to porn like normal girls, these chicks offer “special services” in exchange for cash or gifts. By “special services” we mean cooking meals and mowing lawns – you believe that, right?

Some of the sites that provide the vehicle for sugar daddies and sugar babies to meet include Seeking Arrangement, Seeking Tuition and my personal favorite, Sugar Daddy Meet.

Sugar Daddy Meet claims to have a database filled with “beautiful, intelligent and classy college students, aspiring actresses and models.”

Intelligent huh? I doubt intelligence is one of the qualities a potential sugar daddy is concerned with.

Now if we’re talking about flexibility, as in can the sugar baby in question put her ankles behind her ears, then that’s something we’re going to give a lot of credence to.

I would make a great sugar daddy because I’m so busy being a self employed owner of two small businesses, I don’t have time to meet women.

That being the case, maybe I can avail myself of these web sites and find a chick I can pay to put her ankles behind her ears while she cooks a meal or does the yard work.

On second thought, I’d rather have a woman who hasn’t already resigned herself to being a loser.

For all those aspiring sugar babies out there who believe that giving up your booty is the answer to your problems, maybe you should have an Uncle Jed moment.

Remember how Uncle Jed would frequently say he needed to have a long talk with Jethro? Well, you sugar baby types need to have a long talk with the person you see in the mirror.

Having a serious, honest conversation with that person is the answer to all your problems. Throwing your pussy at somebody may solve your problems temporarily, but one day you’ll lose your looks and no one is going to want it.

The wise men among us figured out a long time ago that sex is something we can have virtually any time we want, but cash isn’t.

We figured out that working countless hours to earn cash is far more important than doing something that amounts to a 15-second muscle contraction.

Controlling your own destiny is the key. What you have to decide is whether you’re going to control your destiny, or if you’re going to let someone else control it for you.

Here endeth the lesson.